The miracle willy!
"Many people will remember the Miracle Fish, a classic novelty item from their childhood that was famous for predicting peoples fortunes. Breathing new life into the popular toy, Creative Conceptions have reinvented it as a Predictive Pecker for the adult market!
The little red fish has been lovingly remodelled as a little red cock and balls dishing out sex instructions for adults wanting to add a little playful fun to their sex life.
As before, user’s place the Predictive Pecker on the palm of their hand and watch with lip-biting anticipation whilst it wriggles, twists and flips to deliver their sexual fate.
The dick of destiny comes individually wrapped and with a pictorial reference guide making it easy for couples to see what sexual position they must take. If just the bellend moves, the instruction is Give Head; just the balls means Hand Job; both ends will result in a 69; curling up at the sides will mean Cunnilingus; no move means a missionary; flips over will be Doggie Style;, and if it crinkles up completely the user can choose to do all the other actions or just go to sleep. "