Me You Us
Me You Us: affordable, body safe sex toys and accessories for everyone. Quality pleasure products at prices that don’t sting. UK brand, honest value.
The range we stock. 194 Me You Us products across the full catalogue: 38 vibrators (bullets, wands, wireless eggs, Rambo realistic vibrator, Miss Nikita masturbator vibrator, multi-function vibes); 24 male toys including strokers, masturbator sleeves (Dual Power, Ripple, Ultra Masturbator), and the Pumped Up, Stallion, Trigger penis pumps; 21 anal pieces (Inflatable Plug, Anal Training Kit 3 Pack, beads, probes); 16 cock rings (Easy Squeeze sets, magnetic rings, dual rings, Tickler textured rings); 13 bondage pieces (cuffs, gags, hoods, paddles, floggers); 12 strap on harnesses and dildos (Complete Harness Kit, Penetrator, Ultracock, Ripple G-Spot Peg); 9 dildos (Ultra Cock Double Penetrator, Double Dong); 9 lube and personal care (Slix water-based, glycerine free, warming, anal); plus a chastity cage, nipple chains, douches, and toy cleaning sprays.
What Me You Us is known for. Value without compromise. Me You Us sits at the affordable end of the catalogue but uses body safe silicone, ABS, and stainless steel rather than the cheaper jelly or porous materials that lower priced brands often substitute. The range is broad enough that most starter buyers can build a full collection from one brand, and the price point makes it the natural pick for first time buyers and gift givers.
Materials and care. Body safe silicone with ABS or stainless steel hardware on most pieces. Wash with warm soapy water or the Me You Us toy cleaner spray. Use water-based lube; silicone lubes degrade silicone toys. USB rechargeable across the powered range. Most pieces are splash resistant; check individual product specs.
Choosing. Vibrators for direct stimulation. The Slix lube range covers water-based, glycerine free, and warming variants. The Anal Training Kit (3 pack) and Inflatable Plug are entry to anal. Pumped Up, Stallion, and Trigger are the penis pump range from beginner to advanced. The Complete Harness Kit (3pc) is a budget strap on starter. For couples, the Easy Squeeze cock ring sets and Tickler textured rings add couples stimulation without major spend.
Plain unbranded packaging on every order, billed as TLC Ltd. Free UK delivery over £50.
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Me You Us Miss Candi Mini Realistic Masturbator – Flesh
£10.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Miss Emma Premium Realistic Masturbator – Flesh
£18.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Miss Maria Pump Sleeve – Flesh, One Size
£4.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Miss Mia Premium Vibrating Realistic Masturbator – Flesh
£22.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Miss Mischa Deluxe Realistic Masturbator – Flesh, One Size
£9.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Miss Nikita Premium Vibrating Realistic Masturbator – Flesh
£26.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Miss Vicki Mini Realistic Masturbator – Flesh
£7.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Onyx Silicone Anal Beads – Black, One Size
£6.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Onyx Silicone Anal Beads Black
£6.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Orgasma Sleeve Clear
£2.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Phoenix Realistic Toy Renew Powder – White, 118g
£3.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Playmat
£77.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Pro Rechargeable Suction Penis Pump
£38.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us PT 1000 Male Training Penis Enhancer System
£28.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Pumped Up Blue
£10.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Rapids Sucker Stroker Male Masturbator – Transparent
£5.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Ripple Dual End Stroker Male Masturbator – Transparent
£9.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Ripple G-Spot Peg – Black – 8 inch
£20.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Ripple G-Spot Peg – Blue – 5.5 inch
£11.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Rubber Shine Latex Wear Care Conditioner
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Me You Us Sensational Seven Textured Sleeves Transparent Small
£7.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Shimmers Sparkly Dong Pink 6inch
£21.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Silicone Ball Bag
£19.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Silicone Full Blindfold
£8.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Silicone Paddle
£18.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Silk Slix Water Based Lubricant Pump Bottle White 250ml
£5.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Spritz Toy Cleaner Spray Transparent 100ml
£4.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Spritz Toy Cleaner Spray Transparent 50ml
£4.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Spritz Toy Cleaner Transparent 150ml
£4.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Squeeze N Please Nipple Chain Silver
£4.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Strap on Harness Kit with 6 and 8inch Dildos
£43.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Strap-On Harness – Black, One Size
£16.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Stroker 1 Hole
£21.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Stroker 2 Hole
£33.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Tease And Please Padded Blindfold Black
£5.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Tease And Please Silicone Flogger Black
£3.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us The Lemon Clitoral Stimulator
£11.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Tickler Cock Ring Set 6 Pack Smoke
£2.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Tickler Set Textured Ring – Smoke, One Size
£2.95 (incl. VAT) -

Me You Us Trigger Suction Penis Pump
£9.95 (incl. VAT)
Me You Us: Pleasure Without the Price Tag
Not everyone wants to spend £80 on a vibrator, and Me You Us understands that. This brand has built its reputation on making body-safe, well-designed sex toys and accessories accessible to everyone, regardless of budget. From realistic dildos and vibrators to cock rings, masturbators, and couples' accessories, Me You Us covers the essentials without charging a premium for the privilege. It's honest, no-nonsense pleasure gear that does exactly what it says.
What Does Me You Us Make?
Me You Us produces a broad range across virtually every toy category. Dildos from realistic to fantasy styles. Vibrators including bullets, wands, and rabbit styles. Male toys including strokers and cock rings. Anal toys from beginner plugs to more advanced options. And a range of accessories and essentials that complement their main product lines. The breadth of range means there's a Me You Us product for almost every interest and experience level.
Why Choose Me You Us?
Me You Us occupies a space that bigger brands often ignore: quality products at genuinely accessible prices. They don't try to be luxury. They don't pretend to be boutique. They focus on making products that work, feel good, and don't require a second mortgage. For first-time buyers who aren't ready to invest heavily before they know what they like, Me You Us lets you explore without financial risk. And for experienced users who want everyday toys alongside their premium collection, the value proposition is straightforward.
Quality at Every Price Point
Me You Us toys use body-safe materials appropriate to their price point. Silicone items should be cleaned with warm water and toy cleaner before and after use. PVC and TPE products need the same care but can't be fully sterilised, so thorough cleaning is especially important. Dry all toys completely before storage. The care routine is the same as any toy regardless of price.
Who Is Me You Us For?
Me You Us is for anyone who wants to try something new without spending a fortune. First-timers exploring what they enjoy. Students on a budget. Couples wanting to experiment across different toy types. People who go through toys regularly and want affordable replacements. And anyone who believes that sexual pleasure shouldn't be a luxury reserved for people with disposable income. Good sex isn't about how much you spend.
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Honest Value
Me You Us is a budget-to-mid-range brand and makes no apology for it. You won't find app connectivity, magnetic charging, or luxury packaging. What you will find is a functional, body-safe product that delivers pleasure at a price that makes experimenting easy. Some people start with Me You Us and graduate to premium brands once they know their preferences. Others stay with Me You Us because the products do exactly what they need. Both approaches are equally valid.








