Sex Furniture
Sex furniture is the heavy duty end of the catalogue: pieces designed to take weight, hold positions, and last for years. The collection covers wedge and ramp pillows, sex swings and slings, full benches, spanking horses, and bondage furniture.
What is in this collection. Position pillows (wedge, ramp, ladder) reposition the body for angles that pillows from the bedroom cannot. Sex swings hang from a frame, a beam or a door (door swings are the simplest to install). Slings are similar but more enclosed; usually leather or vegan leather. Spanking benches and horses hold a position for impact play. Bondage benches combine a bench with attachment points for restraints.
Weight ratings. Listed on every piece. Pick a rating that comfortably exceeds combined user weight; do not buy at the maximum end of the band.
Materials and care. Wipe down PVC and faux leather with a damp cloth and mild soap; never tumble dry covers. Real leather conditions occasionally. Hardware can be polished.
Plain unbranded packaging, billed as TLC Ltd. Free UK delivery over £50.
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Bedroom Bliss Lover’s Position Strap – Black, One Size
£18.95 (incl. VAT) -

Bedroom Bliss Thigh Strap-On Harness – Black, One Size
£19.95 (incl. VAT) -

Bedroom Bliss Xl Love Cushion – Red, One Size
£161.95 (incl. VAT) -

Brutus Sling Stand Kit | Including Sling & Travel Bag
£735.95 (incl. VAT) -

Brutus Sling Stand Sex Mirror
£94.95 (incl. VAT) -

Brutus Sling Stand Springs (x4)
£66.95 (incl. VAT) -

Fort Troff Hammock Hangar Sex Sling – Black, One Size
£1,132.95 (incl. VAT) -

Master Series Bareback Submission Horse – Black, One Size
£893.95 (incl. VAT) -

Prowler Red Playmat – Black, One Size
£59.95 (incl. VAT) -

Strict Xl Bondage Board – Black
£594.95 (incl. VAT) -

Whipsmart Try Angle Sex Cushion – Black, One Size
£200.95 (incl. VAT)
Sex Furniture: Better Positions, Less Effort
Sex furniture solves problems that pillows and determination can't. Better angles, more comfortable positions, reduced strain on knees and backs, and purpose-built surfaces that support exactly the kind of play you're after. The range goes from simple wedge cushions that tilt the pelvis for deeper penetration to full bondage benches and swings that open up positions you couldn't achieve on a regular bed.
What Counts as Sex Furniture?
Position aids are the entry point. Wedge cushions and ramps prop the body at specific angles for better penetration, oral sex, or general comfort during longer sessions. They look like ordinary cushions when not in use, which makes them discreet. Bondage benches and platforms provide a dedicated surface for restraint play, typically with anchor points for cuffs and straps. Sex swings suspend one partner in the air, allowing for weightless positioning and access from angles that aren't possible on a flat surface. Mounting poles and frames give something to hold onto or be attached to during play.
Some pieces overlap with general bondage gear because they include built-in restraint points. Others are purely about position and comfort with no bondage element at all.
Getting the Most from Sex Furniture
Wedge cushions go under the hips, lower back, or knees depending on the position you're after. Tilting the pelvis upward with a wedge changes the angle of penetration significantly and makes several positions more comfortable and accessible, especially for people with back issues or limited flexibility. Experiment with placement to find what works for your body and your partner's.
Sex swings need a secure mounting point. Some come with door-frame mounts, others need a ceiling hook. Follow the installation instructions precisely and test with weight before use. The person in the swing should get in carefully and adjust the straps for comfort before play begins. Swings take a bit of practice to use smoothly, so don't expect perfection the first time.
Bondage benches are more straightforward. The person lies or bends over the bench, and restraint points hold them in position. Make sure the bench is stable on the floor and the surface is comfortable (most have padding, but a towel adds comfort for longer sessions).
Cleaning and Storing Sex Furniture
Wipe down all surfaces with antibacterial spray or warm soapy water after every use. Most sex furniture has wipeable covers designed for exactly this purpose. Some have removable, machine-washable covers. Check the product care instructions. Metal frames can be wiped clean. Swing straps can usually be hand washed. Store furniture in a dry place. Wedge cushions can be stored upright in a wardrobe or under the bed.
Why Furniture Changes the Game
The practical benefits are real and immediate. A wedge cushion under the hips during missionary changes the angle of penetration enough to hit the G-spot or prostate more effectively. That's not marketing speak, it's geometry. Swings allow for sustained positions that would be exhausting or impossible to hold unassisted. Bondage benches provide stable, padded surfaces that are more comfortable and purpose-built than draping someone over the edge of a bed.
For people with physical limitations, mobility issues, or chronic pain, sex furniture can be genuinely transformative. Positions that are uncomfortable or inaccessible on a flat bed become achievable and enjoyable with the right support. It's not just about novelty. It's about making sex better and more accessible.
Choosing the Right Piece
Start with a wedge cushion. It's the most affordable, most versatile, and most discreet piece of sex furniture available. Use it for a week and you'll wonder how you managed without it. From there, consider what specific problems you want to solve or what positions you want to explore. A swing opens up weightless positions. A bench provides a dedicated bondage surface. A ramp combined with a wedge gives you multiple angle options.
Consider your living situation too. A wedge cushion looks like a regular cushion. A bondage bench needs storage space and privacy. A ceiling-mounted swing needs a secure fixing point and a room where the ceiling can take the weight. Door-frame swings are more practical for most people.
Is Expensive Sex Furniture Worth It?
Wedge cushions are affordable at every level, with the main difference being foam density (firmer is better because it supports weight without compressing flat). Budget swings use thinner straps and lighter hardware, which feels less secure. Premium swings use wide, padded straps, heavy-duty hardware, and proper weight ratings. For anything that supports body weight, invest in quality. A swing or bench failure during use isn't just embarrassing, it's dangerous. Check weight limits, read reviews, and spend enough to know the equipment will hold.




